Monday 11 June 2012

Sheeps (sic)

You may think that a strange title but I can assure you it is intentional - hence the 'sic' 
'so or thus: inserted in brackets in a written or printed text to indicate that an odd or questionable reading is what was actually written or printed' according to the Collins Dictionary
You see, my mum and I have this thing about mis-pronouncing various words for added effect. Why? Well, suppose 'cos we can! I think it's just part of our eccentric nature and it gives us a little pleasure and a little fun. So as another example, we may be out in the country one day when we happen upon Mr Goose and all of the other Geeses (sic) or perhaps we may be watching Draklia (sic) on TV being taken away in an ambliance (sic) and so it goes on.
Fear not, we wouldn't expose ourselves as complete idiots by talking loudly in public in this quirky manner. It's our little joke and inwardly makes us smile.
So, these sheeps that you see below. They were hanging around on the lane outside our holiday cottage waiting for a bus. Heading into town for a few beers I expect. In fact it was Friday so maybe the intention was to have more than a few beers, get well and truly tanked up and end the night with a brawl and a session in the gutter. Breaking a few hearts along the way.
But then Mr Farmer came along and before we could say Lancashire Hotpot he'd moved them on to the next lane and spoiled everyone's fun in the process. Pah. Who'd be a farmer huh?
By the way, the one with the black face is called Harold